WASHINTON, DC – President Trump decides this morning to field questions at the White House Press Room before the cramped area filled to capacity with questionable journalists from the major corporate news. At 10:00 AM EST sharp, President Trump fires away with his statement concerning the China Trade War as he escalated the import tariff to a cool $500 Billion USD. A bold move or a foolhardy move?
“Depends on who you ask in the Beltway.” Taylor states.
“I don’t give two-shits about what you think!” Trump in response to the an unidentified rude New York Times journalist that lashed out with, “Hey Trump, whatta ‘bout what Xi Jinping is gonna do over this unbelievable move you are taking?” President Trump didn’t even get a chance to read his prepared statement yet. As many of you may know, the White House has been under fire for maligned and false tweets by Kellyanne Conway, Councilor to the President she made yesterday. According to speculations based upon her official tweets says that she may have been under the influence of Marijuana or possibility of over-medicating. Sarah Huckabee Sanders the White House Press Secretary said yesterday evening that Mrs. Conway was unbelievably stressed out as the reporters began flocking around her pickup truck like vultures as she was attempting to leave the White House and head to her residence. Some reporters claim that they could smell a strong scent of marijuana leaving her vehicle when she manually rolled down the window to say a few things while listening to some vintage Pink Floyd.
Marijuana is totally legal in the DC area by the way.
More on that matter of Kellyanne Conway’s possible drug dependency later.
President Trump then told everyone in the room to “Shut Up and sit down!” Then the president grabbed the podium firmly as he opened up on his statement.” I am totally going to nail China’s Trade with the United States. I’m going to nail them to a goddamned cross…” It’s clear to DarcWorX that President Trump is going to take another drastic step toward a full-blown trade war with China on Friday, saying he’s “ready” to impose tariffs on all $500 billion worth of Chinese goods the U.S. imports annually.
“Listen, I am going to hit them fuckers up with a smooth $500 billion tariff every year and for you idiots [journalists] the new tariff should grab China by their goddamned nuts!” President Trump paused as the entire room gasped depleting the entire area of oxygen. New York Times second journalist, Michelle Abramowitz is said to have fainted and fell haphazardly to the floor.
“She’s okay, she’s fine, and I have seen her do this in the men’s room under a few urinals a couple of times in Manhattan.” President Trump cautioned as he continued.
“I’m ready to go to $500 Billion U.S. with this act. I also will add an additional $5 Billion each year if they keep belly aching about it. It’s the cost of doing business with America. I know that we all may just be a little slow to catch on. Nevertheless, we’re waking up from the Obama and Corporate Kool-Aid.”
President Trump has doubled down on his arguments that the U.S. has historically been “taken advantage of…” by China and other countries through currency manipulation and unfair trade practices. “I’m not doing this for politics; I’m doing this to do the right thing for our country,” Trump said. “We have been ripped off by China and they have been shoving it right up our goddamned asses for a very long time.”
So far, the administration has imposed 25 percent tariffs on $34 billion of Chinese goods, and the total is set to rise to $50 billion in the coming weeks. Trump has also threatened 10 percent tariffs on an additional $200 billion worth of imports, including many consumer goods like computers and handbags, which could go into effect as soon as late August, pending a review process.
China has responded in kind, levying duties on an equal dollar amount worth of U.S. imports. In total, China imported $188 billion worth of U.S. goods in 2017, so eventually it won’t be able to match President Trump dollar for dollar; however, it has threatened increased regulation and disruption for American companies doing business in the country. Escalation from both sides threatens both the footwear industry, since the majority of shoes sold in the U.S. are imported from China, and the consumer, who could see prices rise to cover the additional tariff costs.
In the same interview, the president repeated the inaccurate statement that the U.S. is running a $507 billion deficit with China (the correct figure, per Census Bureau data, was $335.7 billion in 2017). He also exaggerated the deficit with the European Union as $150 billion, rather than the accurate $101 billion.
While most of the geopolitical pundits who claimed that America would go to war with Syria and Iran that would definitely bring Russia against the U.S., DarcWorX has stated several times that it is the Chinese threat all along. DarcWorX is not an echoe chamber that you good folks hear all the time.
“China is pissed off enough and tired of sucking on it when it comes to America. I mean, how long should the Chinese take this? No, wait, just hold the fuck on for a quick second…
Let me tell you all a little something that you folks seemed to be sublimed to and that is China is anything but playing the fucking victim. Well, I will say that China has been out scheming to kill America all along. You have to be a fucking moron to think any different as to their actions in the past several decades. Since Clinton was promised a shipload of young underaged Chinese girls, Clinton gladly added China to the WTO and how long did it take China to begin to fuck us in the States?” Douglas S. Taylor stated before a forum in Los Angeles in 2017.